the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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