doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Sorry my hands just texted you
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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