Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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