yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
people are starting to question the shark bite story
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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