The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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