If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
i out mim tonsoeep
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