he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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