peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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