I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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