There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
