Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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