What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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