I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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