Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
