you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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