No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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