the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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