Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm at about main and main street
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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