Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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