so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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