I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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