More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
This girl is more easily done than said...
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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