Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
two words: eviction party
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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