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(973): View more from New Jersey

just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure

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(757): View more from Virginia

This theraflu would make for a great margarita.

(1-757): View more from Virginia

I can make a sudafedarita

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(260): View more from Indiana

Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.

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(310): View more from California

Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.

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(914): View more from New York

2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.

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(212): View more from New York

He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.

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(913): View more from Kansas

On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?

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