my shit smells like andre
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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