I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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