Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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