You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Randomize
