you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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