Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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