Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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