I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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