he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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