My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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