he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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