You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Come see our sink grown plant.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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