Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Randomize
