all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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