Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
ok first of all what the fuck
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
