Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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