just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
and she was petting her beer can
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Houston, we have a squirter
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
