when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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