Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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