is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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