I want to have your abortion
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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