I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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