When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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