im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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