well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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