Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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