your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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