Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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